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| Sunday, May 11th, 2003 | | 8:41 pm |
| | Friday, April 4th, 2003 | | 5:46 pm |
*runs naked amongst the trees* Current Mood: RAR! | | Wednesday, January 15th, 2003 | | 12:37 am |
AHAHAHAHA I AM A WEREFERRET I SHAGGED NINI IN FERRET FORM MY MUN IS A DRUNKEN RAVING BITCH!! | | Saturday, December 14th, 2002 | | 11:40 am |
WEDDING!
If that elf marries that horse... (O.o) I will go to the wedding!! I haven't been to a wedding since... well, my own. Shut up. This is not just an excuse to get drunk. It is an excuse to stalk Nienor.YAY WEDDINGS. Who wants to be my date? ;D | | Sunday, September 8th, 2002 | | 10:14 pm |
| | Sunday, September 1st, 2002 | | 12:35 am |
turin is a drunken asshole!
Hello. It has been a while since I posted anything here while sober. It has been a while since I've been sober. The reason I haven't posted anything here is because I don't want to annoy you all with EmoTúrin whining about how the only girl he loves is his sister and etc etc etc. Because nobody cares. Nobody wants to hear that. I could walk around shouting I AM A SICK INCESTUOUS FUCKER but that would just be dumb and annoying. I choose, instead, to sit here and drink a lot. Wheeee! I am being haunted by the ghosts of people I killed!! Current Mood: you don't want to knowCurrent Music: Amrod and/or Amras - Opel | | Saturday, August 17th, 2002 | | 12:12 am |
| | Saturday, June 29th, 2002 | | 6:53 pm |
In today's news, Túrin has new icons. Hi! Current Mood:  amused | | Thursday, June 6th, 2002 | | 2:04 pm |
@&%#$!
I am not mellow. I am not calm. I am not cool and/or collected. I am RAGE RAGE RAGE. Now we are going to rescue Lalaith from a son of Fëanor and a former King of Arnor. NOW. Beleg, you are coming. Current Mood:  pissed off | | Monday, May 27th, 2002 | | 3:55 am |
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Today there was Incest. This usually tends to make bad things happen. Then Theodred was sad so I took him out drinking. Later I found out he was an entkiller. This is bad. So, uh... back to looking for avoiding Nienor. G'night. ¬_¬ Current Mood:  tired | | Friday, May 17th, 2002 | | 10:41 pm |
This is late.
Mandos Recall Release FormName of Review Applicant: Túrin Turambar PRE-DEATH INFORMATION Residence: Here and there. Occupation/Position: This and that. Species/Race: Human. Spouse (if applicable): Mm hmm. - Name: Nienor Níniel
- Species/Race: Human.
- Is spouse living, dead or resurrected?: Resurrected
- If living or resurrected, current relationship status: ......it sort of trailed off when we remembered we were siblings
- If living or resurrected, current residence: She wanders around.
Children (if applicable): N/A
Orientation:
[] Good
[] Evil
[x] Waste of Space
Historical accomplishment(s): Made friends with some elves, married my sister, killed a dragon, etc.
POST-RESURRECTION INFORMATION
Current Residence: Wherever Nienor goes
Orientation:
[x] Good
[] Evil
[] Slut
Patron Vala/Valië (if applicable): Nienor nope.
Reason for return: I go where Nienor goes.
Method of release/escape from Mandos: Followed Nienor out.
In 100 words or less, justify your existence: Jesus loves me, yes I know! For the Bible tells me so!
----DO NOT WRITE BELOW THIS LINE----
FOR PROCESSOR ONLY:
WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT?
[] YES
[] NO
--end of form
Current Mood:  calm | | Sunday, May 12th, 2002 | | 3:07 am |
Mother's Day!
Hi. Sorry we weren't very creative, mom... we just got you flowers. A whole bunch of them. From me and the girls. Happy Day! We got some flowers for other mom too, but I'm not sure where to send them. Where are you, other mom? Current Mood:  mellow | | Friday, May 3rd, 2002 | | 4:03 pm |
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I'd just like to say, everyone... lay off Frodo and Elanor, okay? It's their business. Current Mood: indignant | | Tuesday, April 30th, 2002 | | 12:17 am |
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... What does the Bible say about this? Current Mood: ...Current Music: ... | | Friday, April 26th, 2002 | | 7:45 pm |
My sisters.
My sisters are fucking gorgeous. I love my sisters. In a completely platonic way. (At the moment.)   Pretty. Right. .....okay I'm going to read my bible now. Current Mood: i love my sisters | | 4:27 am |
Aww.
Aww. Current Mood: Aww.Current Music: Aww. | | Tuesday, April 23rd, 2002 | | 1:46 am |
Damn it.
The fucking dragon is back. He's terrorizing Laketown and burning stuff. Me and Dad and Beleg have to go stop him. :tosses Bible asside and picks up his black sword Gurthang: Any assistance would be appreciated. And it would be nice if someone ( ?) could stop by Moria and rescue my sister Lalaith. Please? Somebody? She just can't keep herself out of trouble. Current Mood:  worried | | Wednesday, April 17th, 2002 | | 5:30 pm |
YES!!
This is to confirm that
Túrin Turambar
Minas Sporkith
Sporkdor
Middle Earth
has been ordained as a minister of the
Universal Life Church, Modesto, California.
Date of Ordination: 4/16/2002
by Kevin Andrews, Pastor
www.ulc.net
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CONGRATULATIONS and WELCOME to Túrin Turambar !!
Your request for ordination has been processed, and you are
now an ordained minister of the Universal Life Church in
Modesto, California! Please record the above date of
ordination for your records, as you may need this
information in the future to fill out the various forms of
the clergy. If you were ordained previously, the above
date will constitute a valid date upon which you were
RE-ordained. Ordination is for life, without price, and
without question of your specific beliefs. You do NOT
need to pay any tithe, donation, or offering of any kind,
now or in the future.Hehe. :D I rule. Current Mood:  bouncy | | 11:50 am |
:D
The light...is a good thing. :Lets out a content sigh: (Out of Character: While I realise that this is just a game, I also realise that religion can be an itchy subject for some. I do not mean to offend with Túrin's current storyline, I just thought that it might be fun to make him Middle-Earth's resident crackpot again. This is particularly funny for me, mainly because I'm non-religious, and it's kind of fun to spoof all of those TV evangelists. That's what was in my mind, anyway, when I started it. If, at any time, I have offended with Túrin's antics, just let me know, and I'll stop, make up another storyline for the guy. :D) Current Mood:  content | | Tuesday, April 16th, 2002 | | 10:41 pm |
My friends, I have SEEN THE LIGHT!
Thank-you!
Your request for ordination as a minister of the Universal Life Church has been submitted for review. Ordinations are performed several times each week, so you may expect to receive notification of your ministerial status within 48 hours.And you can too! I was lost in the ways of the world, daddy, waaaaaay lost. I was strayin' like you wouldn't believe, my friends! But then I came across THIS site, and HOO YEAH! I realised just how lost I was! I have applied for my ministership, I have, and you should too! It's free! Just as the light of JEEEEESUS is free! And don't let anybody tell you otherwise! *Taps a Bible* You know, the Devil is tempting you! Every day of the week, the Devil's tempting you. But you, my friends, can RESIST! HE DIED ON THE CROSS FOR YOU, JESUS DID! :Laughs: Just you wait, my friends! Just you wait! ARMAGGEDDON'S A-COMIN'! And when it does, YOU'LL HAVE TO CHOOSE SIDES! AND WHEN IT COMES, I HOPE YOU CHOOSE THE RIGHT SIDE!! :Lets out a dramatic sigh: I'm gonna go revel in my new found religion, my friends, and wait for my ministership to take effect. Remember - YOU TOO CAN SEE THE LIGHT! Current Mood: evangelical |
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